'Be gone with the wind' with our Gas-Ease
If your horse could talk he'd say "yes please"
The build-up of gas causes such pain
To see him suffer puts us under strain

The cause can be grass, but other things too
Sometimes the poor horse can't even poo
Pawing the ground, blown-up belly
Seeing the signs turns our legs to jelly

A fearful problem, it fills us with dread
We can't even let him lie down in his bed
The fear of a gut twist makes us feel sick
But anti-spasmodic should do the trick

We call the vet, he knows the score
He's been here many times before
It won't be long till things are better
We must follow orders to the letter

This happens so often throughout the year
Why must we constantly live in such fear?
Surely there's something to help prevent gas
Prevention is better than cure, alas

The answer is here so fear no more
We deliver the product straight to your door
Activated Charcoal, the name is Gas-Ease
For you and your horse, we're here to please

A natural product you can feel secure
Non-toxic and safe you can be sure
It's easy to give him, just put in a feed
No matter what size, no matter what breed

Just for the record I'd like to point out
This product…IT WORKS…without any doubt
Feel safe in the knowledge that we used it first
The exciting results made us feel fit to burst!

The happiest summer we've had in some years
Bye bye to wind, and bye bye to tears
We couldn't be happier, my horse and me
And if he could talk, I know he'd agree

So please let us help, just give us a try
There's plenty in stock, if you want to buy
Or if you feel worried, just give us a call
You wouldn't be troubling us at all

This poem's too lengthy, now it must stop
But if you would like to….feel free to shop
We'll bend over backwards to help, you'll find
But I must say once more……..
'BE GONE WITH THE WIND'